Sunday Sports Follower Pillows

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

Raheem Sterling

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"You're back! You're really back...!"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

End of football season - UK

"I swear, if he says, ‘Oh, American football’ even once, we’re gonna Brexit."

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

John Terry

Football fan buries television.

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Football Hooligan.

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

Let the game begin.

Pau Gasol

Referee in trouble as angry crowd reel him in

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'