Canadian Sports Follower Pillows

Buffalo Sabres beating Ottawa just like Toronto always does.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"Psst, Abe. Tom and I are relocating to Canada. You in?"

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

"I'm Adam from Canada, eh..."

"Thanks old friend. That was awesome!"

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

Canadian Women win Soccer Gold

Gary Betteman: I'm wishing for a settlement before Christmas.

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Football fan buries television.

'1858 - Ottawa was chosen by Queen Victoria to be the capital of Canada'

"Canadian geese."

Tokyo 2020 - No Audiences

The rain washes the colour out of a ref's cards.

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Los Angeles Lakers' Kobe Bryant

Another word from Stephen Harper's cat

Let the game begin.

Football Hooligan.

Stephen Harper riffs on prorogation.

Serge Betsen.

Pau Gasol

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'

Olympics Ban

'Darn it, Jim, I'm from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police... now drive!'

Stephane Dion Pops Out of Birthday Cake.