Sports Event Follower Pillows

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'

Raheem Sterling

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'No, I haven't heard the score of the football game.'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

WTO-Free Traitor.

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Leo Tolstoy tries the sports market

"Your fastball is just hanging and your curve isn't breaking at all. What you should do is take an analgesic with some pain-relieving anti-inflammatory ingredients for a few days."

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Hold yer fire! It's just a t-shirt cannon!"

"Let's get this over with quick. The match starts in ten minutes."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

John Terry

'I'm sorry...Commissioner who?'

Super Bowl Media Day 2013

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

At the Horse-Show.

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

Ukrainian Refugees Prioritized

Jockey seat.

Football Hooligan.

Let the game begin.

"Sex, drugs and sports. Didn't it used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll?"

Oakland Raiders, Al Davis.

Oooh, where'd you get that bruise?