Sports Viewer Prints

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"I watch sports on television. Does that count?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Watching the football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"So that's where you were last night."