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Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Anna Calvi

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Orchestra.

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

If nobody had invented graphics

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A day at the transgenic races

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Saving a Heart