Sports And Music Aficionado Mugs

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Saving a Heart

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A day at the transgenic races

Gary turns 40.