Music And Sports Mixer Prints

Beethoven's Third

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Books and Phones

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Old songs made new

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'I think it's time we left...'

Bach Doubles

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

My Dog Scratch

"... And I’m not saying he wouldn’t make a good president, but with a name like ‘Mitt Romney’ he’d make a better quarterback."

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Skeet Fishing.