Music And Math Mixer Gifts

"Thank you Bob. Any questions regarding Bob's presentation on the actuarial tables?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Books and Phones

Club DJ.

Old songs made new

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Bach Doubles

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Shake well before using.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Beethoven's 10th

Singing Doctor

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

My Dog Scratch

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."