Sports Mixer Gifts

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

City Marathon.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Books and Phones

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I think it's time we left...'

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Shake well before using.

Rodin's Pub Regular