Sports Mixer Gifts

'My break, isn't it, Lang?'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

City Marathon.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Books and Phones

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

'..and one for the pot.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

'I think it's time we left...'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Are you a good mixer?'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'