Sports Blender Gifts

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Snooker Golf.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Pub Kendo.

First O.M.G. church.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

'It's a selfie.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cowpunk

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

Football Fish

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Diplo

Easter and Passover Island

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

'I like to puree before I crunch the numbers.'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine