Beat Blender Gifts

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

Diplo

NYPD Siren Training

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Music producers.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

The Music Lover.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Pub Kendo.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'It's a selfie.'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

First O.M.G. church.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Cowpunk

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'Seems like everyday is bring your work to work day.'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'I play it to kill time.'