Music Blender Gifts

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'It's a selfie.'

Pub Kendo.

First O.M.G. church.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Club DJ.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Old songs made new

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Motor-blender.

Cowpunk

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Bach Doubles

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Diplo

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'