Music Blaster Gifts

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

The Townsfolk of Avalanche Welcome Loud Car Stereos...Short Cut.

"Rotten kids. I could hear that awful music all the way from Mars."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

Triangle

At the rock concert...

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Michael Jackson

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.