Sound Blaster Gifts

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"You must be the demolition team."

The housing market begins to deflate.

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Graffiti like

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

Silent music

Cut Your Bills In Half.

Ear Bud Hijacking

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'According to my calculations we need to sell the house to pay the heating bills.'

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”

'So much for energy saving.'

Mosquito Fumigation

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

Economic bubble

A hunter shoots a drone

"I think it's our gas bill."