Color Blaster Gifts

Graffiti like

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Artist painting a cat.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'This guy's FAST!'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"I suffer for my art..."

Artist, painting graphs.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Graffiti Art Class

Painter's muse

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

"You must be the demolition team."

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Puddle Jumper

The art of painting

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

Mosquito Fumigation

Graffiti Artists.