Color Blaster Pillows

Graffiti like

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

It's a call from Tate modern.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Artist painting a cat.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'This guy's FAST!'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Artist, painting graphs.

Graffiti Art Class

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Painter's muse

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

"You must be the demolition team."

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

Dali Paints His Dreams

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Puddle Jumper

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

The art of painting

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

Mosquito Fumigation

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.