Building Blasters Pillows

"You must be the demolition team."

"She's been so creative lately."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Timber preservation

Girls in Science

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Storm'

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Busking Elephant

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Graffiti like

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'We'd like you to put a cat-flap in!'

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

'Ideas that failed: A complete Set of Vowel Beams.'

'Men at Work' sign indicates that the workmen are sitting around smoking and drinking tea.

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Noah Mishears God's Instruction...

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Subway. This headline says "New Home Construction Falls." That's ambiguous. It's either economic data or a report about builders doing shoddy work.

'When I said 'Hobby' I meant something like stamps!'

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"