Brass Blaster Pillows

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Painter's Duel.

The Salivation army.

Musical Fight

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Arturo Sandoval

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Concerto for Two Horns

Busking Elephant

A cocktail in a tuba

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"You must be the demolition team."

Graffiti like

Sousaphone Player

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Tuba Music

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

Anteater playing the trumpet

"The foghorn is broken."

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

Making Music

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"No, you come in on four."

Mosquito Fumigation

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.