Brass Blaster Pillows

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Musical Fight

Painter's Duel.

The Salivation army.

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Arturo Sandoval

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Concerto for Two Horns

Busking Elephant

"You must be the demolition team."

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

Sousaphone Player

Graffiti like

A cocktail in a tuba

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Tuba Music

Anteater playing the trumpet

Making Music

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop

"It won't go any louder.My dad super glued the volume knob on number two."

"The foghorn is broken."

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"

Mosquito Fumigation

"I seriously hope no one messed with my trombone while I was out."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"No, you come in on four."