Broadcast Blaster Pillows

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Dialogue

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Local News in Heaven

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Och lye the news'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Malcolm Sargent

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"The enemy of the people!"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Presenter Auditions.

Sports Radio in Crisis

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'BBC Training course' "Repeat after me"

Ian Hislop

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'