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'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Fries and kids

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

fish in a bottle...

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Heat and Food Poisoning

buck stops here-taxes...mine

Directions for walker across several hills.

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Stadium usher of the month.

A sleeping couple

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"

"If the board cuts our budget any more, I'm going to have to start stealing the kids' lunch money."

"I know - let's make a programme about people's complaints about our bloody awful programmes...!!"