Digital Battler Pillows

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Bad times to sneeze

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

fish in a bottle...

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

Hell for cashiers.

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

The planned obsolescence blues

"Messing around with out bonuses is outrageous, I've a good mind to bugger off abroad and screw up someone else's economy."

Builder adjusting a wall.

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

Internot - No broadband in your area.

Getting in shape (or not)

'Ms Button, do some research and find out why my bonus isn't as big as Clydesdale's...'

'Hold it, Harris I've decided to retire this morning!'

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station