Virtual Battlers Pillows

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Run, Mike, Run!

Indoor Football

fish in a bottle...

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

Play Ball!

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

MLB 2020

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

The gaming world.

"It's a mug's game!"

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

"Couldn't I be doing this online?"

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."