Virtual Martial Artist Pillows

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Ninja bread men"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

i-teddy

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Busking during a pandemic

"5...4...3...2..."

Indoor Football

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Remote work

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

Two champagne bottles fight in a headlock

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Play Ball!