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Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Camera not working."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

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"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."