Virtual Learning Warrior Pillows

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Nervous Oral Testing

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Camera not working."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

Back to Zoom Savings

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"It might be easier for me to follow if you could animate the fractions."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

Breakout Room

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"I liked 'class dismissed' better than 'please log off and exit'."

"I virtually finished my homework."

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."