Learning Warrior Pillows

"My day? Don't even get me started!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Martial Arts

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Examiners.

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Ted doesn't test well."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Studying and technology

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

Final Exams Tip

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"