Little Warrior Pillows

Martial Arts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Happy holidays for kids.

Boy pilot.

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

'I told you to not get Danny that Junior Carpenter set.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

The Fall from Pisa

Pirate

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Guess whose bed I slept in?

Crocodile Costume

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"We're out of bags."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'