Brave Little Warrior Pillows

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Happy holidays for kids.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Martial Arts

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Pirate

Militant Pacifists

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

The Fall from Pisa

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Spilled Milk

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Crocodile Costume

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Boy on a bike

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'It needs more dirt.'