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"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

The Victors

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Two kids watch a duck swim past their window in the rain

Boy pilot.

Happy holidays for kids.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Martial Arts

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Pirate

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Militant Pacifists

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The Fall from Pisa

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Spilled Milk

Guess whose bed I slept in?

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

Crocodile Costume

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Boy on a bike