Little Prayer Warriors Pillows

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Happy holidays for kids.

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Monk Prompt

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Martial Arts

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Nun Binning the Devil

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

'Perhaps you need a more reverent prayer than, 'Come on, God, help me out.'

Husband to kneeling wife: 'Praying for a snow day is great, Martha, except that we live in Boca Raton.'

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

Young child saying grace

The Force of Example.

My belief is better than yours!

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."