Little Prayer Warrior Pillows

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Happy holidays for kids.

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Anti-war libra.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Martial Arts

Monk Prompt

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

Praying mantis.

Nun Binning the Devil

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

Holy phone

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'