Little Prayer Warrior Gifts

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Happy holidays for kids.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

Anti-war libra.

Martial Arts

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I was saying a silent prayer, but I must have dozed off and talked in my sleep."

Monk Prompt

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Praying mantis.

Nun Binning the Devil

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Are our prayers answered whether we have an iphone or an android?"

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Stop with the tennis balls! There's no oil down here... just monsters."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'God Bless Momma, and Daddy and Fluffy...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Holy phone

And cut down on the praying if you want the housemaid's knee to go...

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'