Educational Warrior Pillows

Principal to teacher: 'You've got to get a handle on the screaming and running down the hall. I don't care how afraid you are of your students.'

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

'Worried about this year's class sizes?'

"When you were my age, you didn't have to walk all over town to find affordable student loans."

'Being a teacher, I'm very athletic. I'm a political football, a punching bag, and I jump hurdles.'

Battle of Covid 19

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Child finding school too hard.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Ted doesn't test well."

Studying and technology

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'If I keep bringing diseases home from school, maybe I shouldn't go to school.'

People of Courage

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

'I'm not enjoying my childhood, I'm dealing with it.'