Academic Warriors Pillows

WE WUZ ROBBED!

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Examiners.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Studying and technology

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

Final Exams Tip

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

"My dad ate my homework."

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Exams

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."