WE WUZ ROBBED!
Academic Warriors Prints
Decorate their study or office with prints that combine creativity and motivation. Each design honors the relentless pursuit of knowledge with a dash of humor and a splash of inspiration.
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."
"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."
'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.
"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"
"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"
Studying and technology
Caricature of Noam Chomsky
'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'
"Ted doesn't test well."
Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.
Examiners.
"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."
'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
Graduating students asking for cash donations.
HOMEWORK: It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!!!
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
Final Exams Tip
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
"My dad ate my homework."
"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."
"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"
Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.
Truth In Education
Exams
"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."
"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'
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