University Warriors Pillows

Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

"It's true: no more burpees."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Exercise Bars

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"Can I still do my pilates?"