Edu-warrior Pillows

To fill the budget gap, there will be teacher layoffs. You have the lowest seniority in the school.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Nature versus commerce.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Cougher

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Echo Tourism'