University Warriors Gifts

Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

"It's true: no more burpees."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Keep Fit.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."