University Warrior Gifts

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Exercise Bars

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul