University Warrior Gifts

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Running

Exercise Class

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

Keep Fit.

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).