Uni Warrior Gifts

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Running

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Second lifeReal life.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

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