Meeting Warrior Gifts

'And in conclusion.'

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"'When will the endless meetings stop?' Are you trying to get something done?!!!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Camera not working."

"Tell us something we don't know."

"Awake and doing great"

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

Bridezilla

ZZZZZZZoom

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Vote

"An occasional heads up would be nice."

Unfulfilled

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

In Tray and Out Tray