Meeting Warrior Pillows

'And in conclusion.'

'Then again - no pain, no gain.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"'When will the endless meetings stop?' Are you trying to get something done?!!!"

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Camera not working."

"Tell us something we don't know."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"Awake and doing great"

"Go back to sleep? Sleep at the office?"

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

ZZZZZZZoom

Bridezilla

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

"An occasional heads up would be nice."

'Whose idea was it to teleconference our staff meetings?'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

Vote

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

In Tray and Out Tray

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'