Meeting Veteran Gifts

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."

We've decided that the chairman should retire and you are going to tell him.

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Postwar is hell."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Military Medals

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Careful, that's where the boss keeps his ego.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Something tells me this is going to be a long meeting.'

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Forget what?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

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