Virtual Meeting Veterans Gifts

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Remote work

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

ZZZZZZZoom

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Zoom Backdrop