Virtual Meeting Survivor Gifts

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"Johnson's comin' off bad on this zoom call. Real bad."

Zoom Call Nightmares

Team member in face masks cannot be heard by older boss in meeting.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"Camera not working."

Remote work

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Working" from home

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."