Virtual Meeting Visionary Gifts

'Excuse me, would you like some tips on video marketing?'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Remote work

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Good luck with your video interview.

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"For financial reasons we're selling this brick and mortar home and becoming an online family."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'