Virtual Meeting Warriors Gifts

"He's got it all figured out. Zooms his visits with one hand and has Amazon deliver the gifts with the other."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Remote work

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

ZZZZZZZoom

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

'What's your policy on working from home?'