Video Call Veterans Gifts

"It's just like Zoom except no one else is looking at me."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

Virtual Magic Tricks

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

A Zoom School of Fish

Working from home.

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

MLB 2020

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

Lockdown goals

March of the Zoombies.

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"I miss you too, now stop licking the screen."

New Zoom Backgrounds