Virtual Visit Veteran Gifts

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Second lifeReal life.

Dog wearing a cone

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Negative Interest Meeting

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"May I keep my collar on?"

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

Working from home.

"Jack Russell?"

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Worms."

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Breakout Room

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"