Virtual Visit Veteran T-Shirts

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Second lifeReal life.

Dog wearing a cone

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Negative Interest Meeting

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"May I keep my collar on?"

Gracebook.

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Working from home.

"Worms."

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Jack Russell?"

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Breakout Room

"That's two 'ayes', two 'nays' and a 'whatever'."